The Adventures of John and Tony

By John Hegley. Four surreal comedy journeys in which John [John Hegley] and his best friend Tony [Simon Munnery] search for happiness, love, the meaning of life and glasses.

01. A Tale Of Two Tenting. John and Tony go camping with Herman Hessian - the dog made out of an old potato sack. They take their bikes and the scoutmaster's manual, which seems to be having a strange effect on Tony.
02. The Quest For The Holy Spectacles. John discovers that Jesus wore glasses, but whatever happened to them? John and Tony travel to Glastonbury and Loch Ness, but nowhere is quite as surprising as the cellar of Harry's Caff.
03. The Total Hotel Experience. John and Tony find themselves on a murder mystery weekend. Set in a hotel boasting a full range of activities, including a fancy-dress party and haggis hurling. John just wants to play dominoes, but amongst the guests is a woman from his past - with her potatoes.
04. The Hiking Holiday. John and Tony stay in sinister hotels and are pursued by monks from even more sinister monasteries. Tony falls hopelessly in love - this turns out to be the holiday with all the sex, violence and overseas travel.